What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How can I stop drinking?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Where did Kamala Harris learn how to change positions so quickly? Did she learn it from working in the world's oldest profession?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

What do you typically do while on meth?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are American university students fine with sharing a room?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…