What can melt your heart?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Shruti Verma

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Me- (laughs)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Everyone - okay didi.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Scene- oath ceremony

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

He- (blank face)

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

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Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

What can melt your heart?

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Talks with kids.

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Me- (keep laughing)

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

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Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?